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In the most recent issue of Nature magazine, a study showed that androgenous symmetrical dancers (fabricated from footage of real dudes) were more attractive than their less-coordinated counterparts. I could have told you that without a multi-million dollar RO1. Anyway, if you want to get laid, buy our album, set up a big mirror in your bed room, and get practicin'. In related news, there's just something stunning and simple about the non-literal photo (for once, jeez) on the cover of the most recent issue of Cell. Their most provocative article, Selective Evolution of Stromal Mesenchyme with p53 Loss in Response to Epithelial Tumorigenesis, did not include Jamaican men shaking it.